Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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