So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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