so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
