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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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