I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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