Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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