the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
