How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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