Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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