bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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Is Oprah even human
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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