The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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