She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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