you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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