Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Can I color on your dick again?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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