Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
accomplished twins. life is a go
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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