He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
