btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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