did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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