if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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