Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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