My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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