One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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