omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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