Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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