I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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