He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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