can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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