If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
