She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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