You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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