How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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