I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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