I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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