one might say we're banned from that church
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A+ Viking dick
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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