After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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