So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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