if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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