All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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