I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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