She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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