Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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