how can u be prego again
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
