yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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