pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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