he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.