you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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