yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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