you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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