I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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