No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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