My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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