yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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