Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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